It seems to me that we ought to be discussing our positive experiences after we discovered our mutations! I know that many of us have been on occasion pleasantly surprised. For example, when I visited certain rural villages, some of the inhabitants believed I was a, well, I suppose you would say incarnation? Of whomever they believed did control ( Read more... )

[brightly] Hallo, Yotsuba Koiwai, Tobias Sagan, Delirium Endless, and...[picks up a piece of paper on her desk and squints at it] Claudia Donovan? That cannot be right!

Greetings, everyone! It has come to my attention that some sort of dimensional anomaly has appeared in the kitchen. I urge all of you to investigate, however you must use the utmost caution. It is possible this may be linked to our recent disappearances! I myself have have sensed a slight disturbance, but I have seen nothing. Please report back to ( Read more... )

[a bit loudly:] Hallo! [beams] It seems I have been assigned a mentor group. [checks a piece of paper] Tina Bell, Claudia Donovan, and Velma Dinkley? Would you like to meet in my office tomorrow after classes? I will provide both beverages and snacks. It will be a most wonderful time; I am sure we will all be fast friends!

[X-Men]

All X-Men please report to the War Room! I repeat, all X-Men please report to the War Room!

[staff]

Any staff members who are not directly affiliated with the X-Men but nevertheless consider themselves to be combat-ready might like to join us in the War Room so that they may assist us in rescuing Lucy Heartphilia.

All X-Men please report to the War Room. I repeat, all X-Men please report to the War Room.

Attention all current and prospective X-Men! We will be meeting in the War Room shortly after our danger room session. I will provide refreshments! Your attendance is mandatory.

Hallo, everyone. In light of recent events, I would like to extend X-Men membership to any and all staff that may be interested. Please stop by my office to receive your communicators. Uniforms, body armor, and unstable molecules are available on request. Those who would like a more unique look may speak to Ms. Edna Mode about costumes. Codenames, ( Read more... )

Hallo, students! I hope those of you who are coming with us to Mali have begun to consider packing. It will not be a long trip, but we must be prepared!

[here is a packing list, go nuts]

Would there be any students who would like to join a club centered around the various cultures of the world? We would celebrate holidays and sample many different types of food! Perhaps interested student might like to meet me in my classroom Wednesday afternoon, unless there is another club meeting at this time? If that is the case I would be ( Read more... )